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sweaty ass syndrome

You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL
Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'
by James_Dean_007 November 14, 2013
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Hot Club Sweaty Ass

1. The highest possible level of funk, musk, and badussy humanly achievable in one place.

2.That smell that makes the janitor that cleans up the club after it closes want to quit his fucking job.

3.Arms+Ass+Funky Sweaty Thighs=Hot Club Sweaty Ass
Ex. I tried to hook up with Chantell last night after the Red Carpet, but she had hot club sweaty ass!

Ex. Damn girl where were you last night? You got hot club sweaty ass, go take a damn bath!!

Ex. Some of these hoe's dont need to go to IHOP when we leave, they got hot club sweaty ass!
by ya boy B March 24, 2006
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Sweaty Ass-Penis

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.
I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.
by Zach Pearl December 7, 2010
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sweaty ass

a. The hardcore version of being a chicken, or a wimp.

b. When your life in on the line. When you're about to get busted for something that could destroy you completely and you react by crying and whining.
Example:

Girl: Did you see that girl when she heard our test scores got posted online?

girl 2: ikr? she was like crying and sniffling all over. she such a sweaty ass.
by sweaty360 January 24, 2014
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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
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ass for every seat

No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.
Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"
by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017
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Sweating my ass off

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here
by Jazznight January 5, 2022
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