Ass hammock

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet

Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers

by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019

ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good

by X-Phlo April 19, 2007

ass hammock

When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.

"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."

by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009

Ass Hammer

An insult like ass hat.

That guy cut me off... what an ass hammer.

by Donkey Juggler August 26, 2006

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.

"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

Ass Hampster

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.

"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."

by mattpietro May 16, 2006

Ass Hammer

1. The state of being such an asshole it's like the force of a hammer upon others
2. What one calls another that is a cheap camper in Halo or one that is cheap (see spawn kill)
3. One who is the giver of anal sex

1. Jesus he's such an ass hammer it's enervating
2. ADAM YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS HAMMER!
3. I was Cindy's ass hammer last night. *shrug*

by Eric-GS3- August 26, 2006