ashburned

A guy who like to have peanut butter parties with K-9s.

Man did you hear that Brent came home and Vito had been ashburned.

by Peterpanimal October 21, 2015

ashbourne

a place full of scumbags🤔mostly trouble makers and teenagers who think they’re hard because they smoke🤣🤛🏼“mini finglas”

ashbournes a kip

by ashbournesecret🤫 August 20, 2019

ashburnham

a fucking small town in MA.

ashburnham is the gayest place ever, there nothing to do here. wtf

by NK February 7, 2005

Assburn

When you shit out a damn redwood and it burns for 1-3 minutes.

Assburn is just a terrible tragedy.

by maybenot September 27, 2003

Rylan ashburner

Rylan ashburner is a big time faggot from Swinton who thinks he’s the next Richie McCaw in rugby. He’s a lanky prick who plays rugby for folly lane. Don’t mess with him or he’ll use his rugby strength to bear hug you. He is also hated for his shitty accent and his far back hair line. He is also a big geek.

Don’t mess with Rylan ashburner

by MCFREDDO0162 February 21, 2019

assburning

When you eat any sort of spicy food and your asshole erupts into flame.

Dude I had a totally assburning experience at taco johns

by Carlos the dinglefart November 19, 2015

Assburn

When you eat some delicious spicy tasting food and about an hour and a half later, you're shitting out lava; Taste great on the way end, but awful on the way out. Only hope of mitigating the pain is to wipe your ass immediately after taking a dump.

You: God man, I know I don't need to order to these Habanero Wings... Lord knows I don't want assburn, but I love spicy food.

by TheUselsssRandom July 1, 2018