This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.
Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
by channel_panel June 16, 2018
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Stay strong.
Stay strong.
by <3 iatowlysamnihe March 6, 2014
Get the Ashlee mug.Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.
The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.
Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.
ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.
UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.
Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.
The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.
Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.
ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.
UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.
Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
by www.livejournal.com/users/anti_ashlee January 12, 2005
Get the Ashlee Simpson mug.The name Ashlee means "ash tree". Ashlee is beautiful and like no other. She loves animals, cats in particular. She has brown hair and hazel eyes. She will often have a medium size group of friends and a small group of best friends. She is very clever and talented. She is passionate about learning and will succeed in life. She has beautiful big eyes and has a palish skin. It is hard for her to make big decisions. She is shy at first glance but if you truely get to know her, you wouldn't even think it. Sometimes she is a little bossy but, isn't everyone?
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by SgtSalad November 22, 2004
Get the Ashlee Simpson mug.The smallest little G throughout all man kind. She's quite shy at first, but can really get crazy after a while. She prefers technology over anything and is really good friend.
by sabrina2987 February 14, 2009
Get the Analee mug.1. the inevitable marriage between the two worst singers of our era: Ashlee Simpson and William Hung.
2. A person who lip syncs to william hung..or sounds like both.
2. A person who lip syncs to william hung..or sounds like both.
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