Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.

I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.

by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Senator Armstrong

Gigachad. He wins against your dad

Dad: *sees Senator Armstrong* We're fucked
Also Dad:* dies*

by Senetor Armstrong(gigachad) May 11, 2022

stretch armstrong

A guy who has a penis that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect.

I thought he had a tiny cock until he got hard. When I saw how big it was then, I realized he was a stretch armstrong.

by Shaun K October 16, 2007

Stretch Armstrong

A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.

Man stretch Armstrong really penetrated my anal cavities hard last night they still hurt

by Stretcharmstrongismysenpai June 27, 2020

samaire armstrong

some chick that was on the oc for a little while

idk she's pretty hot

by benji May 13, 2005

Stretch Armstrong

1, slang: When you stretch either your arms, legs or both to get something and succeed, unless you get Vac-Manned.
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!

1: Why did you Stretch Armstrong when I was going to?
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.

by Yoghurt With Sprinkles May 1, 2020

senator armstrong

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.

I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.

by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016