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Sterling Archer 

182 lb, 6'2", 36 years old, and is considered the world's most dangerous secret agent. Though he shows proficiency in stereotypical spy skills—weapons, driving, martial arts—his only real interest in the job is the opportunity to enjoy a jet-setting lifestyle full of sex, alcohol, fast cars and spy toys. A recurring joke of the show is Archer forgetting his pre-planned, witty one-liners, swearing "I had something for this" before saying something different. He also refuses to wear anything other than "tactical" turtlenecks during operations (he will take the time to change into one rather than immediately disarming a bomb), and claims he was the first to recognize the garment's tactical potential. Archer also has an intense fascination with the actor Burt Reynolds, often quoting famous lines and re-enacting scenes from Reynolds' many movies and asking Lana Kaneconstantly if he looks like Reynolds. Even though he's not the brightest person, rival agents admit that no one is better in the field than Archer. Because of this, Archer is equally likely to kill a room full of enemy agents as he is to accidentally cause an international disaster. He seems to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of things which are completely irrelevant allowing him to make very witty references on a moment's notice (e.g. "Lana, you better call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the uh, Danger Zone!"). He was largely raised by his valet Woodhouse, whom he constantly belittles.
Sterling Archer - Just the tip.
Sterling Archer by RGINLA November 22, 2011
Related Words

patriot archery 

The thing dances are a celebration of.
“The old me would have been excited, but the new me knows that dances are just a celebration of patriot archery.”
patriot archery by TheMoosetopian September 29, 2021
(ärkt) 1. When a Game that had plenty of time in Early access or beta programs, is filled with bugs, glitches, exploits, and routinely crashes long after the official release of the game. 2. When the game you love and have supported through the intentional individual purchase of each dlc instead of purchasing the full season pass constantly screws you over on a regular basis via broken coding.
I was playing on the Hardcore Ark servers on a level 100 character who had all the tekgrams unlocked when the game crashed and I drown in two feet of water, I just got Arked so hard!. (or) The company Wildcard just Arked its entire community with a recent patch.
Arked by Cpt Flags August 7, 2018
A comedy series on FX about Sterling Malory Archer, the bset secret agent in the world (supposedly), but in reality is a sex-hounding womanizing jackass that still kicks ass. All the main characters are employed by an agency called ISIS and have thier own vices. Gotta love it!
Me: "Hey did you catch Archer last night?"

Person: "Yea...all the characters are f@#*ed up! lol"

Me: "Haha I know right!"
Archer by banan14kab February 28, 2011

Korean Archer 

The 'Elites' of archery seemıngly ındestrutable and unbeatable. They are the chosen ones and are dırect decendants to Robbın Hood. Research shows that Robbın Hood was ın fact, Korean. There have been questıons posed concernıng theır humanıty as many scıentısts have found God-lıke tendancıes ın theır behavıor.

bottom lıne: Korean Archers kıck ass!!!!!
Aıdan: Dude, I heard that the Korean Archers took 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the Junıor worlds.

Nıck: no shıt!!!
Korean Archer by Faballıon January 23, 2009

Archers Rights 

After you've had a sexual encounter with a lady at her own home, convince your lady lover that you should both run around the block naked (leaving through the front door). When at the door "preparing" yourself to do said naked run, make sure the lady is infront of you, when you open the door (every gentleman should open a door for a lady) quickly push her outside naked and close the door behind her. You now have full roam of her house and she is locked outside her own home naked. Winning. You will forever be a legend among your group of friends.
That hot milf took me back to her place last night, after I pulled an amazing Mexican Avalanche on her we were stood facing the front door, it was then I took to opportunity to claim my Archers Rights! Little annoyed she had no crisps though...
Archers Rights by pidgetlover July 28, 2015