The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.
by TheMoosetopian November 01, 2021

One of those people who’s just easy to blame for stuff. Always a good punchline for jokes, and never takes it personally which makes it even better.
by TheMoosetopian September 14, 2022

The thing dances are a celebration of.
“The old me would have been excited, but the new me knows that dances are just a celebration of patriot archery.”
by TheMoosetopian September 29, 2021

The backwards version of the acronym for Greatest Person of All Time, usually used to mean the Worst Person of All time
Ew this ivod is gross
by TheMoosetopian May 03, 2022
