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Ariston

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actually he’s really great except for when he’s an ass. Just try not to make Ariston mad, if so then oof
Wow he’s actingjust like an Ariston
by loopy12 July 10, 2018
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aristobrat

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A combination of two words: "aristocrat" and "brat", meaning a
spoilt aristocrat, a wealthy and stubborn person. Derogatory.

First mentioned in the film "Hitch".
Bud 1: Jon stole the Ferrari of his father and cross every trafic red light in the way to school.
Bud 2: He's a fucking aristobrat!
by etzelet November 3, 2011
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anarcho-aristocrat

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One that opposes the prevailing status quo and the decline of modern society. Similar to Friedrich Nietzsche's concept of übermensch, it is able to give itself authority based on a higher transcendental inner law.

It is against the Modern State and the Bourgeois Liberal State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
The anarcho-aristocrat is truly a superior metaphysical type of man, heroic, intellectual and, above all, spiritually noble.
by tradical September 7, 2022
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aristotelis

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aristotelis is a very cool person, sexy, hawt, tall, with brown hair and brown eyes, super nice, loves anime, especially dio uwu. aristotelis is so hawt that by one look at you, you want to have his children. his smile is so beautiful and those lips. MMMMM those lips
aristotelis: existing

me: please god, let me have aristote's children, i want to marry him. he is so nice and so sexy please god
by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021
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Aristocrats

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Noble class believed to be breeding only between themselves and thus slowly degenerating.
They are the target of the famous "The Aristocrats" joke told by many stand-up comedians.
So the term can be used for people supposed to have pervert sex with their family members and family animals in the most disgusting ways one can imagine.
I hope there is no reincarnation. I wouldn't like to become the dog of those aristocrats living next door.
by Lord Hoven April 11, 2008
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aristo-brat

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a rich kid who's really snotty, bitchy, and flashes her money around alot.
Georgina: Oh, look, I found 50000 in my purse. Oh look, it's my Lamborghini waiting for me! Oh, Rachel, don't come any closer; you might spill 'commoner' on my Gucci and Dior.

Rachel: Georgina is an aristo-brat. She's so bitchy and horrible.
Tia: She threw her Coke bottle at me. Threw!
by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011
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Aristotling

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The act of pretentiously explaining a subject one knows little or insufficiently about. This is typically committed in uniformed organizations such as the military, where commanders are more inclined to demonstrate the superiority of his own knowledge in desperation, to effect retention on his command legitimacy, where possibly inadequately qualified for.
Private Jim: Sir, Wouldn't carrying out this mission risk breaking the international law on conflict?
Warrant Officer Encik: acturry, the uniided nations since long long time ago since ancient rome allowed using shotguns since it was necessary to protect them from the nazis in the war
Private Jim: ...
Private John to Private Jim: Don't bother Jim, he's aristotling again
Private Jim: Knew it
Warrant Officer Encik was aristotling since he spoke confidently on a subject he knew little about, risking lying to protect his legitimacy of command over Private Jim. This is evident in how the U.N. came into existence in 1945, far after Ancient Rome had collapsed, and in how shotguns were only invented in the 19th Century, far after Ancient Rome had collapsed in 476 AD/CE, and most evidently in how the Nazis were engaged in war only in the 1940s, far after Ancient Rome siezed to exist in 476 AD/CE.
by coloneldogface January 11, 2020
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