april fools

n. When a man is engaging in anal sex with a partner and comunicates to the partner that he is finished, then as the partner turns around he is greeted by skeet in the face and eyes while hearing "April Fools!"
On all other days this is known as a Houdini
Tomorrow I am going to pull an "April Fools" on Cindy
by Nashawaty April 25, 2005
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april fools

a day people use to joke with people without any cautions
i fucked your mom last night.... april fools!!!
by m y r o n April 01, 2020
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April Fools

That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.

Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.
Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"

Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."
by Vexian Empire April 05, 2020
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April Fools

A time when people believe anything you do is a lie
Guy 1: I fucked your girl
Guy 2: Lol April fools right?
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that
by .&:&3&83 April 01, 2018
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april fools

an expression meaning you got ur first period
girl: omfg april fools im a women now!

me: if ur reading this and believing it then this was a good prank
by jmaster570 April 22, 2011
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April Fools

When people decide to "prank" you and then say april fools afterwards.
person: omg!11 i hat u
other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-
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April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.
"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."
by jaycubed31 April 01, 2009
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