redneck approach

usually involves a shotgun or duct tape.

scenario: someone stole a mt. dew from your fridge

Normal person: what the hell man?
redneck: *boom!!!*
that is the redneck approach

by joemomma f0ker June 1, 2010

The Nagasaki Approach

1. Conflict resolution strategy by which one persists in their behavior despite receiving one retaliatory response, under the presumption that a second retaliatory response will not be given.
2. Continuing to talk shit after getting hit, because you're too stupid to realize you'll just get hit again.

First employed (unsuccessfully) by the Empire of Japan in late 1945 following the August 6 atomic bombing of Hiroshima and prior to the bombing of Nagasaki on August 9.

Friend: "Wait, so that drunk guy kept trying to fight the cops after getting tazed?"
Me: "Yep. He went with the Nagasaki Approach. Figured they wouldn't just taze him again."
Friend: "Fucking idiot."

by haha_spam_this March 1, 2018

ninja approach

Sitting in a dark corner, waiting for your target to let their guard down, and then raping them.

Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.

Dude 1: I raped yo mom last night, I used the ninja approach.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.

by captain rape July 16, 2010

Peanut Butter Approach

The term peanut butter approach reflects the idea that you will apply the same tactics to all aspects of a business. For instance, your business might need to cut 10% of its workforce. Under the peanut butter approach concept, you’d reduce your workforce evenly among different departments. Managers would be just as likely to be laid off as regular employees, and any department, productive or not, would lose 10% of its workers.

There are some inherent problems in the peanut butter approach if you apply the same tactics to all parts of a business. The company that simply reduces 10% of its workforce without considering that certain departments may need more workers because of greater productivity generally makes a mistake.

Another way that the peanut butter approach is mentioned in business is when companies give raises. Instead of determining raises on a merit-based system, some companies give the same raise percentage to all employees. This can have unfortunate consequences because it rewards employees that may not merit raises and at the same time may not encourage employees, who have worked very hard, to stay with a company.

It frequently is used by managers who cannot make decisions so they equally mete out criticism, punishment and/or praise to all whether it is merited or not. It is often a sign of weakness in a manager.

When looking at the budget cuts, we will apply a peanut butter approach and cut all housekeeper's hours evenly so there is no perceived favoritism. Even if we need longer hours on those shifts to clean the facilities, or those employees are better performers, it doesn't matter - we have to cut everyone exactly the same to avoid controversy.

by billytrish January 21, 2011

The garrett approach

The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience

Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?

Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 17, 2020

inside approach

An attempt to woo a female after obtaining information about her interests from her best friend, sister, or roomate in college.

I really doubt asking Sarah out for a movie is gonna win her over, your best bet is use the inside approach and find out what shes into, it could give very well give you a better chance.

by Jon effing Pratti, aka The Inside Man June 4, 2006

Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach

In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.

Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?

Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.

by Ruling Council of Minecon December 22, 2022