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Applewood Heights

A high school located in Mississauga.
Father to some of the most influential rap groups of the 21st century. Like The BCF or Young Shocka.

It's expected to hear kids walking down the halls singing famous rap songs such as "Everyday I'm Hustlin"
Student: Yo mon Applewood Heights be sum gangster... Boy dem guay got stabbed dere 2 years ago.

Random Guy off the Stree: No.. its.. really not that gangster...
by Vladimir Koslov December 17, 2008
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
by Rex Acren November 11, 2010
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Johnny Appleseed

Verb. The action of a dude spreading his seed across no less than three states. This may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. The vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.

Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.
Bryan and I are going to johnny appleseed this summer on our coast to coast road trip.
by AK-Nick July 20, 2009
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Applewellian

of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or resembling the crushing totalitarian control of Apple over it's media platforms (iPhone, iPad, etc) and how the customers are allowed to use them (control of applications that can be installed, peripherals that can be attached, what is "safe content", etc).

Of course, in reference to the literary work of George Orwell or the totalitarian future described in his novel "1984"
The rejection of Pullitzer Prize winning editorial cartoonist Mark Fiore's application on grounds of containing objectionable material was a true Applewellian touch, determining what "good taste" is for the customers.
by Bannerninja April 27, 2010
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applebees

resteraunt struggling to stay open/sit down resteraunt
larry had a burger from applebees
by chicfi October 25, 2019
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AppleBees's Customer Service

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
by w.DM2 August 3, 2020
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scary_applebees

The best mutual you could ever have on tiktok
Are you mutuals with @scary_applebees?
No
Well then what are you doing with your life?
by 3:59am April 10, 2021
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