applehead

Someone’s who’s dumb but in the best way. An admirably dumb person.

John: Steven would get lost in his backyard. What a applehead.
Steven: oof

by coathangermaybe August 24, 2019

applehead

Refers to the head of a penis;

Used in hip-hop citcles especially Wu-Tang Clan members.

"That guys a real applehead."

by Jah Slow April 15, 2005

Applehead Casey

Was born with an apple as a head. Also goes by the name "Scootz". Has a hot mom who wears lots of leather. but not in a dominatrix kind of way. But kind of in a dominatrix kind of way. KINKY.

Dan: Applehead, your mom asked me out this weekend.
Applehead: Yeah, she's hot.
Dan: WHHHHAAAAT! Oh no you didn't. Word. I found out that she's a s/he.

by Mrs. Alwes March 15, 2005

applehead

An extremely large penis.

She sucked and stroked me so hard that my applehead exploded all over her face.

by classicspree January 2, 2007

Applenaut

The term applenaut is derived from the act of smoking marijuana from a pipe made from an apple. Much like astronauts, when you smoke, your objective is to get high. Generally speaking, astronauts also get high when they are in space, hence the term applenaut.

Guy one: "Hey, how are we going to smoke this?"
Guy two: "Oh dude, we are totally going to applenaut this one!"

by Battletoads For Wii June 25, 2010

Applehead

A person who has an apple as a head.

He is an applehead!

by blitzreig_MR June 10, 2021

Applehead

The ultimate bencher at Los Amigos. People that converge on the Senior stage have literally bowed down to him. He is a prime example of an idol, and his place on the bench has been engraved in time. In due time, his monument will watch over his seat with a built in AK-47 to ward off trespassers.

I've been on this bench so long, even though I'll never be an Applehead.

by Kevin Lopes May 4, 2006