applejacked

Characterized by marked muscular development; powerfully built; swole; ripped; jacked

"Man did you see that linebacker for the rams?"
"Hell yeah he was applejacked!"

by liljew July 4, 2008

Applejack

A completely tall man who shits himself during math. He hates everyone and faps every night to an image of himself. Also fucks a Stimac every night.

You're such an Applejack.

by Everyn December 12, 2016

Applejack

A punch in the throat or adams' apple.

Oh, dude! He punched her right in the throat! What an applejack!

by KeltsinFeff August 13, 2008

Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.

Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.

by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011

Applejack Crack

A name for crack-cocaine.

I don't care what you do with your money; as long as you're not buying that applejack crack.

by Lilibeth March 4, 2005

rainbow dash and applejack

very epic lesbian power couple from my little pony

rainbow dash and applejack are my lesbian idols

by blossoming cherries October 26, 2020

Applejack

When you want to bone something and your hand isn’t enough, so you cut a hole in an apple and furiously pound it, thus creating apple sauce.

Since all the skanks are quarantined, I had to settle for an applejack.

by Rusty Tyrone September 17, 2021