antiquing

Least-said word by a Bender robot (Futurama).

Bender: Antiquing? *BOOM*

by Vash September 24, 2004

antiquing

Antiquing is similar to cougar hunting except it involves the initiation of amorous liasions with women who are very much your senior. Sometimes it may be the case that you are after the older woman cougar but end up with her mom.

Let's go antiquing tonight!

by Ericandstuff December 24, 2007

antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 21, 2003

Antique

To pack a pulverized substance (preferably baby powder, corn starch, or flour) in ones butt crack and then fart in somebody's face

whoever falls asleep first is going to get antiqued for sure.

by Clevername16 January 11, 2016

antiquing

The act of a young man looking for a cougar to sleep with.

Are you antiquing tonight?

by roninsteven September 20, 2012

antiquing

Destroying old furniture that you don't own, generally while intoxicated.

He went antiquing on his way home from the bar, cost me $65.

by kleerwater December 11, 2011

Antique

An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.

Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.

by Roger's Ms. April 2, 2011