anslema

It's a type of STD.

Doctor: "I'm sorry. The test for Anslema came out positive."
Girl: *SCREAMS*

by Bexxy July 1, 2008

Asslimia

Ass'Lee'Mia

A rare disease in which the patient has strong urges to shit immediately after consuming solids. Similar to Bulimia, but with the orifice being the Asshole.

Tom doesn't eat Mexican because it exacerbates his Asslimia.

Jane doesn't eat out because she has a very strong case of Asslimia.

"Dude, where's the bathroom? My Asslimia's kicking in..."

by RKayali March 31, 2009

anslin

noice, always lets me borrow their ruler

can i borrow a ruler?
sure anslin will give you one!

by an anslin lover April 26, 2021

anslema

It's a mental illness. People can get it quite randomly and it sadly, never goes away. It makes you crazy, insane and hyper.

Example 1: "I'M ONLY THIS CRAZY BECAUSE I'M ANSLEMICALLY INSANE!"

Example 2: "She has the mental disease of anslema, that's why she's so crazy."

by memememememememememeeeeeeeeeee July 3, 2008

aslim

A muslim who lives in the "HM Prison" Hotel Muslim prison. Worst ever insult

Ben

by chef March 6, 2003

ayslim

Ayslim is a smart, beautiful, kind, and hardworking girl. She accomplishes all of her goals with dignity and grace. Loves to read on her free time, can memorize monologues, and is organized.

Ayslim is so smart!

by Veronica1717 October 2, 2018

abslimiture

When something is so obscure and weird that it is the the point of committing suicide because it is so ridiculus.

Classics 9-1 coarse in GCSEs is an abslimiture, I hate it.

by somebode eles September 23, 2019