Brain Aneurysm 

What happens to you when you try to translate the New Zealand national anthem.

Don't listen to that! You will get a brain aneurysm

Brain Aneurysm by The slayer 18 June 19, 2017

Wrist Aneurysm

Similar to a seizure, but begins at the hands/fingers and rapidly works up to the rest of the body. Wrist aneurysms are undetectable, but can be triggered by the victim. The victim will lose control of their body. One of the many symptoms of Ratpiss Disease.

Person 1: "Did you see that kid back there?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I think he was having a wrist aneurysm."

Wrist Aneurysm by Ratpiss_ September 6, 2018

anal rape aneurysm

When you're catching feelings for someone and you know you shouldn't so your brain does all it can to stop it

"Dude Chelsea gives me such an anal rape Aneurysm"

anal rape aneurysm by Bigolepappy August 11, 2017

Angerysm 

When an individual becomes angry to the point where they will give themselves an an aneurysm.

"I'm going to have an angerysm..." or "Don't give yourself an angerysm..."

Angerysm by Lala_9 April 12, 2009

anneurysm 

a gamer term used to describe someone complaining by screaming and weird noises over something relatively small or uncared for by everyone else or to generally flip out on hilarious jokes or etc. , used mostly by COD gamers

gamer 1: (unrecognizable human sounds )
gamer 2: did he just have an anneurysm?
gamer 3: apparently so, it's probably nothing,

anneurysm by Uncle Rubixisms September 1, 2014

angeurysm 

The intense and immediate rage you feel when your boss, co-worker, family - any human, does something so inane you feel as if your brain is going bleed spontaneously.

True story - After being on hold to place an order, the customer service rep located somewhere in the mid-west told me they don't ship out of the United States. I tried to explain that New Mexico was between Texas and Arizona, but definitely north of the Mexican border. Despite my geography tutorial, she didn't believe me and hung up on me - I experienced an angeurysm!

angeurysm by chatterbox63 June 17, 2009

aneurysmonatoiletphobia

The acute and crippling fear of having an aneurysm on a toilet.

"Anybody could kill you! You could slip and fall on a banana peel! You could get in a car wreck! You can fall off a bridge!"

"You could have an aneurysm on a toilet! You never know..."

"My aneurysmonatoiletphobia prohibits me from using a toilet at all. I use that bucket in the corner, and save of my water bill!"

aneurysmonatoiletphobia by Poh-tay-toesiez February 24, 2021