Android

Bad looking, slow, laggy and very susceptible to viruses

Android phones are for people willing to have their phone catch on fire in their pocket.

by _Jackbarrett4 March 04, 2018

Android

The WORST fucking phone ever. Just a big copy of Apple.

Person 1: I got an android phone yesterday.
Person 2: Androids suck. They’re slow and never last more then a year.

by IReplyToYou December 01, 2019

Android

An elitist ideology in which everybody thinks they are superior to the entire human race for being a single decision different from other people who used phones. Much like the N*zis, they torture everyone who believes in a certain other ideology (iOS.) Mostly selfish people who attack you for the slightest opinion that supports Apple devices, comment pro-Android things on anything about money, and call emojis cringe just because they’re too bad on those devices to use them. The remaining 10% are actual decent human beings who don’t avoid acting normal and respect iPhone users, because they’re humans too and not some subhuman thing who jumped out of a lake and started yelling out some gibberish. When you want to bomb the Apple HQ in Cupertino, go on. Only the national security system will prevent you. But if you say “iOS is alright” in a comment section, get ready for 170+ replies that say the same thing - “no lol f you galaxy s10 for life lolololol.”

EmKay/Damien: iPhone for life
Elitist: n00oo000 android better lololol ur stupid

Elitist: tim cook should end up in a car accident and become a quadraplegic because iphones are such big shitbags
Apple users: okay, i’ll still keep my iphone x
Other elitists: WOOOOOOOO!!!!! CONGRATS DUDE YOU’RE THE BEST!!!
Other elitists: lol fucc u apple user android better lolol noob

by Unnamed Guy 448 October 09, 2019

Android

A poor man's iphone.

Today I will be switching over to iPhone for a variety of reasons. Mainly the fact that android while it may offer more customization, the need to customize an android is usually needed to remove bloatware apps, install visual voice mail and spam protection, and otherwise bring an android to the same level of privacy and simplicity as iOS.

by Chasuhfoie October 16, 2022

Android

An operating system that is used by an egotistic working class that doesn't have enough money for an iPhone.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you get the new iPhone 7 yet
Guy 2: No it's so expensive, I got the new Samsung Note 7 running Android.
Guy 1: Don't those explode in your hand?

by A.S.R.Y.E March 08, 2018

android

The famous Google made operating system for mobile phones. First debuted on the T-mobile G1, android is used on many different phones. Much can be done to the linux-based mobile operating system.

Guy - "Dude! That guys phone looks cool!"
Nerdy Guy- "That phone runs android!"

Nerd1- "I got root on my nexus, which is running android eclair! Now to overclock!"

Nerd2- "freakin awesome!!!"

by Windyd February 16, 2010

android

Google's mobile phone and tablet operating system, a direct rival to Apple's iOS. Where iOS is more about simplicity and flashy looks, Android is about customization and control over the hardware that you bought with your hard-earned dollar. (In most cases, less of your dollars, compared to iPhone/iPad)

iPhone owner: Man, I love this new iPhone4. Angry Birds renders great on the new display, but I wish it was just a bit faster.

Android owner: Well, why don't you compile an overclockable kernel then?

iPhone owner: I Google searched for one, and there ain't any.

Android owner: Lol

by dixieRebel August 23, 2011