Joe: "Oh shit dude, Angelina Jolie is so fucking hot! I'd tap that in a second."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
by Bigkahkistan January 23, 2009
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Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
by jolina April 12, 2005
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Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
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Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
by HelloSidney May 12, 2008
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