Bacon and Gravy Haircut

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.

I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.

by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013

bacon and nails

"Bacon and nails" is what someone is 'made of' if they can consume large amounts of alcohol and take it like a man. This term is often used if someone is downing large amounts of hard liquor without a chaser.

I was gargling half a bottle of Captain Morgan when my brother exclaimed, "Dude, you're made of bacon and nails!".

by Emanuel Hernandez September 21, 2006

Bacon and Egger

A fart so raunchy that it makes you hungry. Sometimes smells partially like hard-boiled eggs.

Man, I just ripped a bacon and egger all over that guy's kitchen.

by Biggymcfinch January 8, 2006

bacon and pancakes

bacon pancakes bacon bacon pancakes put some bacon and i put it in a pancake

bacon and pancakes sounds pretty good brb

by reddit is basically pornhub February 1, 2021

bacon and eggs

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009

Bacon and Eggs

When you bang your friend's hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say 'was up' to your friend, forever humiliating him.

I bacon and eggsed my friend's sister last night. He was pissed.

by ownzzzd October 24, 2008

Bacon and Smegs

A tasty morning snack composed of both crispy bacon and smegma over easy

Hey man my dad just bought us some smegma want me to cook us up some bacon and smegs?

by Imbatman July 5, 2012