ancient power

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"I love using my ancient power cause its untraceable"

by super hero man panties October 27, 2016

Ancient History

So fucking boring that if you don't get enough sleep, your A+ will be ancient history.

Class schedule-Ancient history time!

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by cousinfucker2347632768 April 17, 2019

AncientOS

Android term usually used to refer to a bad design or something which looks disgusting.

Bro that app looked so bad, I think it's like AncientOS.

by aromaticcheesyballs May 5, 2021

ancient submariner

A sexual move similar to the dirty sanchez, however, a bowl of clam chowder is used upon climax.

Last night I met a girl at the bar, then took her home for an ancient submariner.

by Akeah March 20, 2008

ancient greek

Ancient Greek is the language only cool Italian and Greek people speak.

Friend A: I have to study Greek for tomorrow
Friend B: Ancient Greek is boring and completely useless!

Friend A: do you find ραφανιδόω or κητομαι boring?

by LaVeraCate June 24, 2014

ancient alien theorist

An ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the United States. They retell stories from religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran, including Noah's Ark and the Apocalypse, as being caused by spaceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.

According to ancient alien theorists, the Annunaki are aliens who taught Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today's level of sophistication.

Ancient alien theorists believe that in December 2012, humanity's alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth Mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.

by p-nuts July 25, 2011

Ancients

A highly advanced race of humans that lived on Earth millions of years before our evolution (of their doing) that built the massive Stargate network in our galaxy before either ascending or leaving in their flying city (Atlantis).

The Ancients would say: "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked long ago."

by LordBaal August 3, 2006