Darth Vader/ Anakin: Obi Wan never told you what happens to your father
Luke: He told me he was a whiney like bitch who cries about sand
Darth Vader/ Anakin: .....
Luke: He told me he was a whiney like bitch who cries about sand
Darth Vader/ Anakin: .....
by Amos Kane February 1, 2018
An emotionally unstable Jedi in StarWars which eventually turned into Darth Vader due to being completely pwnz0red by Obi-Wan. And all this happened for a girl which was about 4 years older than him.
by Sirius123 May 8, 2007
A person who was a jedi, then joined the sith, lost his legs and one of his arms by Obi Wan, then burned, then got saved by Palpatine, then turned into Darth Vader
by AlexanderHamiltonAlexander January 15, 2018
When a consenting partner advances sexual intercourse by turning their body to present their anus
- thus 'turning to the dark side'.
- thus 'turning to the dark side'.
We were in the middle of really passionate sex when she said 'Lets Anakin' - I thought to myself 'wow, I should put a ring on this amazing woman' - but before I knew it - she had 'er ring on me!
by BEARDY BOYZ September 10, 2018
Manipulation guy “Now kill him”
Anakin “what?”
Manipulation guy “DEW IT”
Or
Anakin: Hey imma turn to the dark side now, Ight?
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: uh nah bro that’s not ok
Anakin: Ok well I’m going to anyway by the way I kinda hate sand
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: I have a bad feeling about this but ok, hey also u know im gonna have to take the high ground and let u burn right?
Anakin: Ya I’m fine with it
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: O ok
Anakin “what?”
Manipulation guy “DEW IT”
Or
Anakin: Hey imma turn to the dark side now, Ight?
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: uh nah bro that’s not ok
Anakin: Ok well I’m going to anyway by the way I kinda hate sand
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: I have a bad feeling about this but ok, hey also u know im gonna have to take the high ground and let u burn right?
Anakin: Ya I’m fine with it
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: O ok
by Fishybotch August 31, 2020
Poser from Tatooine. No one really cares about Anakin till he turns into the biggest baddest pimp in the galaxy bitch! AKA Darth Vader. Has the ability to force choke and force lift.
by Angus PudGourney June 30, 2005