2 definitions by BEARDY BOYZ

Anakin

When a consenting partner advances sexual intercourse by turning their body to present their anus

- thus 'turning to the dark side'.

We were in the middle of really passionate sex when she said 'Lets Anakin' - I thought to myself 'wow, I should put a ring on this amazing woman' - but before I knew it - she had 'er ring on me!

by BEARDY BOYZ September 10, 2018

Han Solo

Masturbating alone because your partner has left you for being so obsessed with Star Wars.

She said The Last Jedi was the last straw...
Now I'm pulling a Han Solo every night.

Devastated...

by BEARDY BOYZ September 10, 2018