Altona

An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but

A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad

by He's the boxman September 16, 2006

Altoona, KS

Small town in South East Kansas with a population of about 500 people or so. Tourists can look for Harpers Country Store (the only gas station for 10 miles), The Nut Hut (the only restaurant for 10 miles, specialty is mountain oysters), the post office, cemetary, and that is it. The most fun a kid can look for in Altoona, KS is getting drunk. But make sure you get your alcohol from another town, because otherwise you're stuck with Milwaukee's Best.

drunk
Altoona, KS
Milwaukee's Best

by Lil Jus December 28, 2009

Altoona

Small city located in west-central Pennsylvania (about 100 miles due-east of Pittsburgh). Well-known for high unemployment, alcoholism, drug abuse, right-wing closed-minded mullet-heads, guys (and gals) who love huntin' and fishin', etc, etc.. It's a town that has more in common with rural West Virginia than the rest of PA.

Locals have one of the most annoying dialects on the planet (mixture of Pittsburghese and Baltimore-ese)

90% of the population is over age 50 (most young adults who grew up there MOVE AWAY ASAP)!!!

See Pittsburghese, and add the following Altoona-English translations:

Hell-eau: Hello
Pheaune: Phone
Crik: Creek
gowon: going

by aaronwa April 22, 2005

altina

An absolutely gorgeus girl. She sings like A Queen and are always A goodlooking girl. They are big romantics and fall in Love, sometimes too easy. They are superloyal But sometimes nearly obsessed with their crush.
But if you know an altina, you are one lucky Guy! :)

Damn, Altina is looking fine today.
Omg, did you hear Altina sing today? She is amazing!

by Yesman99 February 11, 2017

Actionate

v. 1: To put forth a great deal of action.
2: To get from Point A to Point B with an immense amount of speed, usually includes breaking Point C before arriving to Point B.
3: To literally punch a brick wall and cause it to burst into flame.

"Ginny is is danger! We've gotta ACTIONATE!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004

Altoona

Also a city/town in Wisconsin, outside of Eau Claire. Basically, look at the other definition without the translaton need. (eg: drink, hunting, 50% over 50...)

It also seems that there are people in Eau Clarie whp've never heard of it.

Altoona is rather dull, most Altoonas are

by Ty N September 21, 2005

altona chrome

A upstate NY slang term for using duct tape for car repairs

Did you get your car fixed?
No, I just used some Altona chrome

by JankumLord840 January 21, 2016