Squirrel Allergies

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.

One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.

by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009

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Allergics

A category of people, who have allergies.

"Who would need an anti-sneezing device?"
"Allergics would!"

by Patrycja Bogdal September 1, 2009

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pants allergies

someone who is allergic to her pants ((sophia))

sophia is allergic to her pants she had to go to the e.r. last night

by lucy March 10, 2005

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allergies

What you have when you know you have a cold but you can't afford to miss a day of work so you tell yourself (and any others who comment on your symptoms) that it is just "allergies" so they won't be worried that you're contagious.

If people would admit they had a mild cold rather than allergies, the common cold would not be so common.

by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2014

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