Cheap aluminium

She is so cheap the store returned it to the poor. SHES SO FUCKING ANOYING LIKE SHE LITERALY SMELLS SO BAS THAT NEMANYA HAS A CRUSH ON HER KILL ALL CHEAP PEOPLE!!!

Cheap aluminium is only good for broke people.

by Babken jr May 2, 2022

aluminion

A common Scottish grammatical error of the word aluminum/aluminium (tin foil).

This error stems primarily from Scottish-American people who go to the French alps for skiing.

"Hey dude, can you pass the aluminion foil?"
"OMG, that's so weird - there's a minion-statue here, and we were just talking about aluminion foil!?"

by Quöllfrisch April 24, 2018

Aluminize

v). to use a metal baseball bat to inflict damage or harm

My girlfriend dumped me. In my kindness, I aluminized her car late last night.

We were out aluminizing mailboxes till the cops caught us.

Duchebag, do not make me aluminize your face.

by Triarius March 16, 2009

alumini

Passage from being good to better in a Twow. It makes me want to die while wrighting this because i went here to see what the defenition was to put in a response in Dell´s S3.
-Miguel5402 al cucumber

-AniDaJumper made alumini to the next round.

-Micheal got an alumini cuck.

by Miguel5402 December 12, 2017

Aluminium fold

An aluminium fold is when your buttcrack is so wet it goes kind of silver and hard but lightweight aswell.

yo bro last night i had the worst case of aluminium folds!.

by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019

alumini

Graduates of a college dat teaches courses about bauxite, and about products made therefrom.

If I collect and process returnable beverage-cans long enough, does dat make me knowledgeable enough about their basic material dat I could qualify as one of da alumini on da subject?

by QuacksO January 17, 2021

alemini

The fattest person I know he's short like 5'3^1234 and he's 160^1234 pounds. His BMI is more than 40^1234. He sinks like a block of pure lead in water and his iq is as low as 50. He's the one entity I heard of who disobeys both Newtonian and quantum mechanical laws because of his sheer mass. While light travelling at mach 8 can't escape a black hole, he can. This is because he exerts such a massive gravitational pull that he just absorbs the antimatter and black holes. He's an absolutely legitimate threat to humanity he's flattening planets and destroying the universe faster than it can expand. Not just this, laws of time, reality, space and nature. He just crushes time like its a sheet of glass. The last I heard, he sat on a chair and it was vaporised. Surprisingly, he looks like a normal human being, and some have commented he's just a shorter version of Tom Cruise. However, when we took our fitness test, he was unable to pass. He ran backwards faster than light. But, he's a nice guy in general and he watches a load of hentai.

If you eat enough cheese, you'll become Alemini

by hairybruhsack July 24, 2021