I wanted to go to the club with my homie but he notified me that he couldn't leave the house for 30 days due to his alkie anklet
by whatevaman1 May 1, 2009

An amazing human being that I love more than anything and that I'm beyond grateful to have as my bestie
ilysm <33
ilysm <33
Alki is Ela's babagril that she secretly adores <3
by Ela aka tonkinssire <3 July 8, 2021

Full of alkaseltzer.
Filling yourself up with alkaseltzer, typically via the rectum.
"Hey dude i'm gonna get alkied up and go to walmart today!"
"Hey dude i'm gonna get alkied up and go to walmart today!"
by Alkied February 3, 2019

by AlkiGamiesai November 21, 2021

A wonderful, amazing person with style and personality who loves to drink alcohol❤️
(if the person is a she, she gets easily pregnant 🤰)
(if the person is a she, she gets easily pregnant 🤰)
by PooDoo2nd June 14, 2019

An alky is usually someone who drinks Buckfast, they usually tend to act really Scottish, they don't like console, they also tend to brag about new speakers, they mainly have curly hair, and they wear blue Adidas shoe.
There name tends to be Isaac.
There name tends to be Isaac.
by junkies everywhere January 5, 2019

The funny guy of the group , everyone needs a person like him in their life. His loyal as a friend but he can be very immature sometimes
PS: He is also the class clown
PS: He is also the class clown
A: omg Alkis is so gorgeous!
B: Girl NO!! He is way too immature, believe me if you want a relationship with him you two are gonna break up in no time
A: SHUT UP he is better than my ex anyways ;)
B: Girl NO!! He is way too immature, believe me if you want a relationship with him you two are gonna break up in no time
A: SHUT UP he is better than my ex anyways ;)
by netflixweeb June 6, 2021
