Alkietraz

1. Ending up in the slammer after a heavy night out.

2. A "mash-up" of Alcohol and Alcatraz

John: Dudes, where's Paulie?
Joe: No idea, but that was one hell of a night last night!
Jim: How many shots did we each do again?
*phone rings, John picks up*
John: Paulie?! Where are you!?!?! Oh shit, yeah - course we'll come and pick you up. Nah, we won't tell your mum
*hangs up*
Jim: Was that Paulie? Where is he?
John: Oh he's in Alkietraz. Apparently he was mooning people on the High Street so the cops took him in for the night
Joe: Not cool. Not cool.

by muthecow January 18, 2010

Alkire

Is the act of getting your ass beat in a jack in the box and the manager of jack in the box has to save your life.

Oh, look at that Alkire, that manager is only 4 feet tall and saved him.

by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021

alkie poo

the poo that comes the morning after a drunken night before

always makes you feel un-hungover

can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive

alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"

by arhpee September 8, 2009

Alkimos college

Alkimos college is a cunty school filled with cunty students, they consist of silly faggots, dumb cunt eshay lads and cunted tryhards

“Wassup my cracka how you been”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce”
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”

by Putasmacka October 21, 2021

Lee-Alkim

when two evil people work together to give false hope to others, only to destroy them afterward.

damn, that Lee-Alkim move killed me inside

by A crushed university student November 8, 2020

Alkım

Is an old name, which was used for both genders. Has the meaning of a rainbow. Alkım has a beautiful personality, is helpful, creative, positive, reliable, clever and sensible. He/She has dark brown hairs (mostly curly), big brown eyes and a perfect figure.

1. You can share all your secrets with Alkım.
2. When you didn't understand something, Alkım can help you for sure.
3. Alkım can bring you to laugh.

Everyone needs a closer friend named Alkım.

by _ceremy_ January 3, 2017

alkin

one with this name tends to have a horse sized penis according to legend.alkin’s usually get all the gyal dem,classified to be bare peng

He is an alkin ,definitely.

by AA2 June 22, 2019