Align my drives

The to make the act of rough sex with.

Susie: So what did you do last night?

Jenny: Well, Johnny came over to help me with homework but I was feeling horny so I told him to align my drives. I'm sore today.

by Call it what you want October 20, 2011

Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora

A soft tennis anime that throws in some, no, a lot of family trauma. Oh and a canon non-binary and a canon trans male character. Also a lil bit of stab stab.

Person 1: Have you seen Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora?
Person 2: No. What's it about?
Person 1: Soft tennis and family trauma!
Person 2: Aight bet

by N3k0 K4g3y4m4 January 2, 2021

Political Alignment Association Approach

An approach used by individuals who have very strong political beliefs for forming and maintaining their social circles. Basically, an individual will only be friends with people who are the same political identity and beliefs as them. The same holds true often times when they are deciding whether or not to date a particular person. This approach often causes the people who use to have a very strong political favoritism towards a specific political party and or political ideology. In some cases, they develop a strong intolerance for other political ideologies and parties, which sometimes can lead to unnecessary violence towards other individuals and societal groups who they perceive as having a different political ideology then their own.

Kelsey: Am I the only one that think its odd that all of Chuck's friends are Republicans?
Anna: Yes, I noticed that too. Its kind of strange if you ask me.
Emily: He is probably using the Political Alignment Association Approach when dealing with his social circle, because I know he is a very far right Republican and he does not seem to like me due to the fact I support feminism.
Anna: You should be careful Kelsey. If Chuck finds out you're a Democrat, he may start a yelling match or worse. He has had a history of violence in the past.
Kelsey: I'll keep that in mind.

by Vanguard 1998 February 11, 2021

Ethereum-aligned

very expensive and hard to use.

a dot eth: this is Ethereum-aligned.
everyone else who has ever lived and existed: u want me to pay 5 bands to do a simple swap?

by VitalikButerin March 26, 2024

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.

I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

by dadydonald May 22, 2024

Aligned Mortgage

The best mortgage company for Veterans!

"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."

"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."

by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021

False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.

"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006