Alohaphobia

The fear/phobia of being randomly greeted by a person with the word "Aloha".

"aloha!"
*screams*
"oh sorry i didn't realise you have alohaphobia"

by enhancedrock January 4, 2023

agoraphobitarian

Someone who only eats foods that can be acquired without going outside. Literally, the diet of an agoraphobe.

Why is your fridge always empty? Get some food in for dinner!

No can do, I'm feeling like agoraphobitarian cuisine tonight, it'll have to be left overs or takeaway

by dekushrub August 7, 2017

algeriaphobia

The fear of spending the rest of your life in Algeria.

I have algeriaphobia

by anonymous June 4, 2023

Algoreaphobia

The fear of Al Gore as the leader of the country or anything else for that matter. Being completely afraid of Al Gore.

Back when the elections were held, I started suffering from Algoreaphobia big time. Then I realized everybody else thought he was a tool and he had no chance.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

by lora! April 21, 2004

agoraphobic

technically a phobia that makes a person fear being outside of their known environment, usually brought on by traumatic distress.This is the most incomprehensible of all psychological illnesses. These are the lunatics that are afraid to leave their house, and when they finally try, they end up getting killed in some misfortunate incident. Which makes one wonder if living in fear may actually invite disaster?

Hey,I heard that agoraphobic got dicapitated in a motor vehicle accident last month!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008