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An Alexus is a type of arthropod constituting the infraclass Cirripedia in the subphylum Crustacea, and is hence related to crabs and lobsters. Alexus's are exclusively marine, and tend to live in shallow and tidal waters, typically in erosive settings. They are sessile (nonmotile) suspension feeders, and have two nektonic (active swimming) larval stages. Around 1,220 Alexus species are currently known.1 The name "Cirripedia" is Latin, meaning "curl-footed".
Alexus is a clingy ass barnacle.
Alexus by dmanlee93 September 18, 2016
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Look right there it's @DS aka alexus
Alexus by Chodeyslutz January 19, 2017
Short, blonde and sexual. She’s really nice to everyone who’s nice to her, and can be a bitch when she wants to. She usually likes boys who’s first names start with the letter J. She’s got really nice tits AND ass, she’s all you ever want in a girl. Usually has blue eyes, and blonde hair. She’s usually 4’11, and likes to eat a lot. She has average smarts, but she has her dumb blonde moments.
Guy 1: “Dude I met the best girl last night, and she gave me the best head!”
Guy 2: “No way dude. Must’ve been an alexus”
Alexus by carwash7576 January 4, 2020
Alexus could be someone very nice but can sometimes be a pain in the ass and is very whack .
That party was so Alexus (whack)
Alexus by $JR$ September 21, 2021
A warming backstabbing bitch that is fake and always will be fake she lies to you and Manipulate you so you are her friend the only reason why she does this is because she’s alone Because all she does is lie and talk bad about her friends
Beth: hey Alexus can we be friends
Alexus: sure
The next day
Alexus: omg Bailey Beth is so ugly and she looks like a 5 thousand pound hippo
Alexus by Jjunderfire May 25, 2019
She looks like a pig, and smells like one too. That is about it.
you see that girl Alexus? Yea, she ugly and stinks.
Alexus by bgbgfbrt February 15, 2019
Alexus is one big fat bitch
Alexus is a haywana
Alexus by Fuckalexis February 8, 2020