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An Alexus is a type of arthropod constituting the infraclass Cirripedia in the subphylum Crustacea, and is hence related to crabs and lobsters. Alexus's are exclusively marine, and tend to live in shallow and tidal waters, typically in erosive settings. They are sessile (nonmotile) suspension feeders, and have two nektonic (active swimming) larval stages. Around 1,220 Alexus species are currently known.1 The name "Cirripedia" is Latin, meaning "curl-footed".
Alexus is a clingy ass barnacle.
by dmanlee93 September 18, 2016
Get the Alexusmug. The one guy (commonly a "bro") that is sober in a group of all drunk people. Sobero's duty is to take care of the group and make sure nothing goes wrong. It's the highest form of responsibility in a alcoholic group.
"If you ever need a sobero, Sean's the guy."
"Man, last night, I had to be the sobero in this group of maybe 20 drunk girls."
"Damn Haruko, I should have had a sobero. I lost my iPod, my cellphone and my wallet last night, while I was drunk."
"Man, last night, I had to be the sobero in this group of maybe 20 drunk girls."
"Damn Haruko, I should have had a sobero. I lost my iPod, my cellphone and my wallet last night, while I was drunk."
by dmanlee93 March 8, 2010
Get the soberomug.