A very sexy man with a giant horse cock
by DevsFan25 April 25, 2021
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His parents were born in the Dominican Republic, but he was raised in the United States. And no, he is not Puerto Rican like the one bimbo said.
Also MVP.
His parents were born in the Dominican Republic, but he was raised in the United States. And no, he is not Puerto Rican like the one bimbo said.
Also MVP.
by Santana June 27, 2006
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1. (v) To slap
2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips
3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips
3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...
2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple
3. Get over yourself, you suck
2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple
3. Get over yourself, you suck
by Murph April 18, 2005
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Yankees Fan: Alex Rodriguez sucks .
Yankees Fan2: A-Rod is overpaid.
Yankees Fan3: He is a terrible fielder.
Yankees Fan2: A-Rod is overpaid.
Yankees Fan3: He is a terrible fielder.
by dsh5enren December 18, 2006
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a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.
a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.
by lillegend76 November 11, 2019
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Kyle Davidson: Shut the fuck up Alex you’re not funny
Kyle Davidson: Shut the fuck up Alex you’re not funny
by NotKyleDavidson January 31, 2020
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Shaftesbury youth clubs best ever player will go down in history as a legend.
Has a very fit sister.
Unfortunately can’t say the same for him
Shaftesbury youth clubs best ever player will go down in history as a legend.
Has a very fit sister.
Unfortunately can’t say the same for him
by Alex is a paki July 13, 2022
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