alcoheimers

n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before

Bruce Lee: Man, I can't remember shit from that night
Jose Contreras: Early case of alcoheimers

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

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Alcoholist

An expert at alcohol. Like a specialist~ a professional. Someone who is a specialist at alcohol. Unlike the term "alcoholic", which has a negative connotation, an "alcoholist" is someone who is a specialist at alcohol. They are unlikely to be a drunk, but more akin to a connoisseur of alcohol. This is a compliment, and a term of respect and camaraderie.

That person is a pianist.
That person is a specialist.
That person is a biologist.
That person is an economist.
**That person is an alcoholist.**

by Korean Rep. March 22, 2012

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Alcoheimer's

trans.verb - The state in which a person consumes too much alcohol to the point in which said person’s proceeding day(s) can NOT be remembered.

dude, duuudddde, my alcoheimer's is preventing me from remembering what the hell just happened last night.

by John-needs-to-yell November 27, 2010

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Alcoholist

A person that likes drinking alcohol, but won’t depend on it like an alcoholic 24/7. They just wanna be sober or let loose a little.

Friend 1: I feel like you’ll be an alcoholic since you rely on it. Friend 2: No, I’ll be an Alcoholist. I like it, but I only need it when I wanna stop being depressed.

by o... KURRRR November 8, 2018

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alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020

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