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alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!
by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018
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Reply Allcoholism

Reply Allcoholism is a mental disorder that makes it difficult to refrain oneself from hitting Reply-all in an email thread causing pain and suffering to others receiving the emails.

Reply Allcoholics tend to share useless commentary that does not pertain to everyone on an email list which causes them to be hated by most of their friends and family.

There are no cures for Reply Allcoholism, but there are preventative measures one could take.
Jack: Sam is so annoying! Why can't he stop hitting reply all on our group emails and only email to the person that he's responding to?!

Jill: Don't be insensitive, he suffers from Reply Allcoholism.
by jimmygonemia March 2, 2011
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alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.
The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
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Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole
Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.
by Lionchick January 17, 2009
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Alcoholistic

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).
"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."
by apeirophobia February 1, 2010
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Alchopoop

an alchopoop usually occurs the morning after a night of heavy drinking involving alchohol. it is generally watery in consistancy, of a foul and punjent odour and can cause a painfull burning sensation as it passes. however passing an alchopoop can eleviate the symptoms of a hang over
my ring is flaming after that alchopoop, i shoudl have laid off the sambucha last night
by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009
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Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.
Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.
by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010
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