alcolol

Funny or embarrassing circumstances that arise from the consumption of alcohol

M: "Did you hear about J last night?"

E: "No, what happened?"

M: "She was so wasted she followed K around all night trying to score him"

E: "Alcolol!"

by spinme January 11, 2008

acel

A girl with a beautiful smile and an "ace" to anyone's heart.

"Oh snap, is that Acel? She PEEERRRFFFF."

by YOLOSCHWAG March 5, 2014

Accelerbator

One who has realised they need to finish off masturbating quickly, or they'll be late.

I realised I was going to be late, so I had to finish quickly. Still got there on time. I'm such a pro accelerbator.

by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

Albel

Albel Nox, a cruel Elicoorian who lives in Ariglyph. He is the leader of one of three of Ariglyph's armies, the Black Brigade. His nickname is Albel the Wicked for his cruel behavior towards his enemies. He's in the game Star Ocean: Till the end of time and joins Fayt and the others when he tries to help them after the Vendenii attack Elicoor.

Damn, bitch Albel so fine!!!

by Shuyin1000 May 1, 2005

alcolades

Alcohol-based reward for doing something noteworthy. A fusion of "alcohol" and "accolades".

Steve is at best a 3, but he somehow managed to bag a 9. He definitely deserves some ALCOLADES for that!

by zombieman March 25, 2013

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

Alelitist

An Alelitist is a person that ONLY drinks craft beer and gets persnickety with others for drinking anything they feel is less than awesome. An Alelitist would rather tell you about a beer, as opposed to share one with you.

"Hey where have you been, you left four hours ago?"
"your brother's house...I asked if I could grab a beer for the road. he said sure...and then proceeded to tell me the malt characteristics of every French beer made from 1842-1934...what a fucking Alelitist that guy is."

by DrinkLikaFish October 12, 2011