An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.
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If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.
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Get the Albanian Rozzers mug.When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless
Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
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Get the Albanian Dishwasher mug.The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.
Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.
Amanda: Okay..where are they?
Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..
Amanda: hahaha ok....
Proceeds to put his balls on her face.
Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!
Amanda: Okay..where are they?
Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..
Amanda: hahaha ok....
Proceeds to put his balls on her face.
Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!
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