Albanese

When someone takes a massive, smelly shit in the bathroom and then turns the fan off and closes the door on the way out so the next person that comes in gets a roundhouse kick to the face with the horrendous smell.

Goddammit!! I just used the bathroom outside the Security Office downstairs and someone pulled an Albanese! I almost puked when I opened the door!

by sjb352 January 22, 2019

Albany

The place where obnoxious Long Islanders get robbed and shot by locals

Aw frick! I'm an obnoxious 'Ngilander and I just got shot by a local in Albany

by local Albanian May 5, 2009

Albany Academy for Girls

A private all girls school, located in the heart of Albany, New York, which periodically checks its most elite seniors for substances that may be present on school grounds.

The Albany Academy, school of excellence, fighting addictions since 1814

Word of advice: never have a 'substance' on you while walking throughout the Albany Academy for Girls.

by Anonymous Senior 06 January 24, 2006

albany goon

a muhfucking goon from Albany. don't fuck wit Albany goons

you not only a fuckin goon, you a fuckin Albany goon

by fuckaroundandgetbodied January 25, 2017

Albany CA

A small city near oakland, berkeley, and richmond straight up in the illest place in the world, the bay area. Albany is home to the most chronic dank ever, and many fools who like to go dumb. If you feel like sparking the fattest blunt ever, or getting hieffy, come to Albany CA.

-Aye, you wanna get some chron ass bud?
-Yea, lets hit up albany.

by Jon the boss Lawrence July 16, 2008

Albany

The capital of NY. A place so cold that boiling water freezes when you go outside in the winter. It's here where the hicks get along with the snobby rich kids. The place where college girls go outside in miniskirts and uggs in negative 15 degrees. The place where one can walk into a bar at 3 am and slow down and order a couple shots, and not get stared at.

Why is she dressed like a high-priced hooker going to the beach in the middle of winter? Oh yeah, we're in Albany.

Only in Albany will you see country girl Jane hang out with suburb Shannon.

by msk1994 July 8, 2011

Albane

The best sister in the world! :)

"Man I wish I had Albane as a sister"
"Your sister Albane is awesome"

by madamemoi February 7, 2010