Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.
Dr. Alban, a black Swedish dentist, chose horrible early 90s Eurodance and classic euro as his next career move. This resulted in Dr. Alban'ing anything that's not cool representing a certain age, group, scene, genre, etc.
Steve rips a fart--warm, wet, and smelling like a rat had crawled up his rectum and died a week earlier.
Josh: Jesus Christ! You just ripped the Dr. Alban of farts.
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Tom: Man, you should totally check out band XYZ!
Tim: Yeah, I did. It was great, but track 12 was the Dr. Alban of the whole record.
A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence
Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.
Abandon is to be left alone, this mostly happens in your darkest times, when you need someone the most.