A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.
Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
by lyssaloo July 12, 2009
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people who go their will be forced to endure hour long speeches about being young ladies and fruitful.
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1. A Venusian greeting. combines the subject "Alahoy" or "Hello", and the suffix "us" or "all of us together" to create = "Hello all of us here together".
2. The common greeting used by the Venusians as told to us by Valient Thorr, a band who escaped the planet Venus before baby Venusians were seeded to the Earth, arriving here unstuck from their own timestream.
3. A common hello or goodbye on the planet Venus and among fans of the band Valient Thorr.
1. A Venusian greeting. combines the subject "Alahoy" or "Hello", and the suffix "us" or "all of us together" to create = "Hello all of us here together".
2. The common greeting used by the Venusians as told to us by Valient Thorr, a band who escaped the planet Venus before baby Venusians were seeded to the Earth, arriving here unstuck from their own timestream.
3. A common hello or goodbye on the planet Venus and among fans of the band Valient Thorr.
Ex 1: "Alahoyus yall!"
Ex 2: "Alahoyus everyone, we're Valient Thorr from the planet Venus!"
Ex 3: "Alahoyus brotha. You wanna double dog down on some barbeque? I'm hungrier than two mafks."
Ex 2: "Alahoyus everyone, we're Valient Thorr from the planet Venus!"
Ex 3: "Alahoyus brotha. You wanna double dog down on some barbeque? I'm hungrier than two mafks."
by Valient Himself December 15, 2011
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A person of Albanian blood who has a Greek name and surname, who behaves and acts like a Greek. One can notice the massive Albanian forehead.
Ela Re Dimitris G you Albanian Shit, Keratas why are you pretending to be Greek...................Go back to Albania and sit at Bujani for coffee.
by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022
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