Alabaster Disaster

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.

Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015

alaisa

beautiful..she is a girl who never wants to lose her heart is soft as a rose..her friendship will be with honesty and trust she will never breaks anyone's heart she has faced many problems in her life she is a true lover..

her name is alaisa

by alinsiwi April 22, 2016

Alaija

Alaija is probably the best girl you could ever meet!She has a great personality and is a great friend.You can trust her with anything.she is a great girlfriend and a great friend.She does not have to draw attention to her self because everybody is already admiring her.she has the perfect body.big boobs and big butt.She is very indepent and doesnt very often ask for help. You can trust her.she will give you the best sex.she keeps her hair & nails done and is extremely intelligent. She will provide for her man at any cost. Alaija is literally the best.

It doesnt get better thanalaija.

by Young g.o.a.t💯 July 24, 2017

Alabamin

The constant act of cousin fucking and doing other Alabama things i.e Inbreeding,Stealing ,ect..

Johnny likes fucking his sister,but she thinks it's Alabamin.

by Cousin Fuckers R Us October 18, 2016

Hoover, Alabama

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.

Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.

by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019

alabanza

A Spanish word meaning to "raise this thing to God's face" and to sing quite literally "praise to this."

Abuela Claudia had simple pleasures.
She sang the praises of things we ignore:
Glass Coke bottles, bread crumbs, a sky full of stars.
She cherished these things.
She'd say "Alabanza."

by usnavi November 16, 2013