akward turtle

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)

so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?

by chyll July 20, 2007

Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

by notamorningperson June 25, 2009

akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

kc akward

A super akward crush situation between two akward and shy peeople. Theres no age gap but just a horribly awful akward experience. Prayers go to the unfortunate ones who have a crush like this

I hve a kc akward problem T.T

by Poor shy soul April 3, 2017

Akward Turtle

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs

Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man

by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009

Akward Cthulu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.

by Chase Bond April 3, 2009

akwardnessishityocity

A sheer amount of akwardness that amounts to a large amount of what might or might not be a situation in which a position of a certain magnitude might have arisen with the effect that the people in said situation are so thoroughly immersed in what could be classified as that thing with

The sheer amount of akwardnessishityocity was so overwhelming I pooed a little.

by dethfan May 20, 2009