Akrithi

An akrithi is a very cool person. They will usually have a few screws loose. They are not so calm, and tend to panic very easily, and have serious stress issues, and overthinking problems. They are not to be trusted with vehicles, and letting them drive is a dangerous and thrilling sport. They have very smooth and cool fluffy hair, and glasses make them look pretty. They are very understanding, and will never argue or scream at you. They are the epitome of female civilization. If you have one in youre life, just know, they are always correct. Don't argue with them. It is better that way.

Why are you being an akrithi bro. It's just an exam...

by grandmother in a wheelchair November 10, 2025

Yassar Arathin

A little-known relative of the infamous fanatical Palestinian political "heavyweight". Far less militaristic or radical (not to mention a lot less corpulent --- i.e., "fat") than his "black sheep" kinsman, he emigrated to the United States and founded a clinic for helping people lose weight and achieve trim fitness.

Yassar Arathin has enjoyed modest success with his dieting clinic; he has also made a small side-business of helping people decide how to spell the last name of another infamous Arab extremist leader, Muammar Gaddafi (or "Gadhaffi", "Khadaffi", "Quadaffi", etc.).

by QuacksO October 5, 2018