clay aiken

When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career

dude i know jerome gave you a clay aiken last night

by puppanipple johnson July 24, 2008

gay aiken

Stimulating a man's anus with your spiky hair

Trish was devastated when she saw her fiancee giving the plumber a gay aiken. He wasn't the one who was supposed to be working on the pipes.

by Karla Frobe October 4, 2005

Clay Aiken

Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.

That Clay Aiken is one big fag, I saw him suck dick at the truck-stop.

by Noreturn July 25, 2008

liam aiken

An excellent actor who is best known for his role in Stepmom. Will be playing Klaus Baudelaire in the new film A Series of Unfortunate Events based on the books by Lemony Snicket.

Liam Aiken should be reconized as a talented actor.

by Ashley_A October 23, 2004

Aiken

Aiken can get on your nerves sometimes but once you meet him you'll never wish you haven't. An Aiken is a sweet, kind, and goofy person, who will do anything to make you smile. He is very lovable even though he doesn't think so. Aiken is probably one of the strangest people you will meet but is so much fun to be around. Aiken is always there if you need someone to talk to and is a great companion. If you ever meet an Aiken, make sure that you don't distance yourself from him. He will do anything for you if you become his friend. He is very easy to talk to and always gives you a good laugh. If your having a bad day, Aiken will be there to cheer you up.

Girl 1: "Aiken is so weird!"
Girl 2: "But in a good way."
Girl 1: "But in an amazing way."

by It Will All Be Ok :) May 29, 2019

Aitkin

A stupid, small Comi town in Minnesota. Almost everyone is either high or drunk at all times of the day, especially the popo.

"That guy is totally wasted off of his ass!"

"How Aitkin of him!"

by Woah!!! April 11, 2009

Aiken Scholars Academy

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.

guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central

by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019