Airpods 

The device used by fuckboys

"Look at him becky he has airpods he must be a rich fuckboy"

Airpods by Clash of clans - ELVISH October 8, 2019

AirPods 

AirPods are a symbol of dominance.
AirPods show everyone that you do not speak the language of broke.
Even though Bill Gates is a billionaire he is still broke since he doesn’t own a pair of AirPods.

Random Straner: OMG LOOK THAT GUY HAS AIRPODS
AirPod User: What did you say? I don’t speak BROKE!

AirPods by TheThickning February 14, 2019

Airpods Pro 

Airpods pro are for those who are better than the best.

God-like kid: "I have Airpods pro bro"
Broke regular Airpods user: "Please let me worship you"
God-like kid: "*sniffs* smells like BROKE IN HERE!"

Broke regular Airpods user: *dies*

Airpods Pro by Huge Joker fan October 30, 2019

Airpods 

. What broke people don’t have

“They don’t fall out” -all AirPods users

Airpods by Spaghetti With Sugar January 10, 2019

airpods 

not for peasents

Dave: hey john how can I look rich but still be poor as fuck.

John : easy buy some airpods DUHHH

airpods by BIGTUNNA January 17, 2019

Airpods 

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

Airpods by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

AirPods 

A cordless/wireless pair of earbuds that are sold by Apple and stored in a white round case. AirPods are STRICTLY worn by rich people and help them show their superiority. AirPods are also best when they are being used with a wave haircut.

Cord ear-buds guy: "listening to music" "nodding his head to the beat"
AirPods guy: Ew! a guy with "poor" people earbuds!
Cord ear-buds guy: Huh?
Airpods guy: oh, sorry. It's just I didn't know you were allowed to have cord ear-buds in public.

As you can see the man with AirPods is definitely better than the other man.

AirPods by ZZZ-rigster January 17, 2019