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Arabian Tissue 

Cumming in a tissue and placing it back in the box for someone to put on their face so they look like Jasmine from Aladdin
My grand father came over for dinner last night and I gave the worst arabian tissue and then he came twice
Arabian Tissue by B-Ball Fro November 6, 2011

Arabian lawn chair 

When you suck your own dick while a tranny is pissing in your asshole, resembling a lawn chair.
Jennifer gave Me a wild Arabian lawn chair last night

Arabian Surprise 

The act of placing your testicles onto the eyes of your victim/sexual partner, while taking a dump into their open mouth. Saying or yelling the word 'SURPRISE' while doing it is optional. Occasionally known as 'the Turkish Delight.'
Man, Jimmy pissed me off so bad last night that when he finally passed out, I gave him the Arabian Surprise!

Dude, my girlfriends fucked up! She keeps asking me to give her the Arabian Surprise!
Arabian Surprise by IsThatADeer? November 30, 2010

Arabian Phone Shuffle 

(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.
Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.

Arabian Slingshot 

When a guy runs with a boner at full speed to make it in the girl's vagina. If it misses, the guy gets a penile fracture.
Ow! I missed when I tried to Arabian Slingshot my girlfriend, so now i have a cast on my dick!

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"
Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.