AFTERNOON DELIGHT

The wiff your co-worker taking a S#*T everyday after lunch.

Don't yawn whilst passing the restroom unless you want an afternoon delight.

by asun October 1, 2007

Afternoon delight

When you discover that an often overlooked cable channel broadcasts WKRP reruns at 3:00 pm

Afternoon delight is great. Herb Tarlek is great. Bailey Quarters is great.............

by A. Horace Isahors April 9, 2005

Afternoon delight

A grouping of words which means to get sex from your bitch.

I am going to Veronica's palce for some afternoon delight.

by Kyle V January 8, 2004

afternoon delight

a song that will ferrel uses to describe love...

love is like... well here
*sings afternoon delight*

by ryan January 5, 2005

Afternoon Delight

The forbidden art of masterbation in which the masterbater props his feet upon a wall while laying on his back, preferably on a bed for comfort, and masterbates until ejaculation with hopes of his ejaculate reaching the face.

My roommate thought it was pretty odd when I asked him to take a picture of me performing the Afternoon Delight.

by Vault October 1, 2006

Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)

“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”

by internetdad22 February 16, 2024

Appternoon Delight

The practice of barricading oneself in a bathroom stall for 20 or 30 minutes every afternoon just to play Angry Birds on your smartphone

I'll be back in about 30 minutes, I'm going to grab some Appternoon Delight

by woodenrims May 2, 2011