sex without the afterbitch

term used to describe something amazingly awesome

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!

by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009

Afteritus

a word used to describe the realization of something good you have lost. Signs are depression, massive anxiety, ADD, annoying, feeling empty, guilt, regret, longing to hear someones voice. Mostly found and diagnosed after breakups where the Man is everything for the woman, but she dumps him. Found in Women Rarity in Men.

You know Robert and Jane broke up after she said he was too nice. Yes, I heard she fell apart after they broke up. Yeah she constantly called him leaving him voicemails. Jane had contracted afteritus. 6 months later they are back together and soon to be engaged.

by emokid_cries January 4, 2010

Afterdate

Where you go to after your date.

I hate this guy. Good thing my afterdate will be waiting for me.

by JeanneInABottle February 18, 2015

Aftertizer

A delicious treat post meal. Or, a fun but brief sex act after a more substantial engagement.

We had LUNCH and a pretty dirty aftertizer.
I wanted steak, but those Brussel Sprouts were a sick aftertizer!

by Weeds mc April 13, 2019

aftertizer

Snacks belatedly consumed after dinner instead of before, often if a favorite appetizer was overlooked
Often occurs because 1) a delicious appetizer was unnoticed until later; or 2)the entree was unsatisfying in quality, quantity, or both.

"Ooo, cocktail shrimp! I'm having an aftertizer."

by WillaCather April 14, 2019