Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009

Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.

Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.

by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010

afterlaugh

n. a delayed laugh after a previous laugh.

v. to laugh at something comical another time, a while after it happened.

(joke told/something funny happens.) "hahahahahaha..........(seconds, even minutes later)............hahhaha"

Whenever Brian does or says something hilarious, Melissa has a cute little afterlaugh moments after she initially laughed.

by BTurn July 12, 2007

Aftersong

That really bad song that comes after a great one on your playlist.

I was listening to some Linkin Park, then this horrible Aftersong by Madonna plays.

by BuzzKillingTon December 19, 2008

Afterbone

The feeling of sleepiness after sexual intercourse.

Subject A: "Hey let's hang out today"
Subject B: "No I can't my wife is tired and she wants to sleep"
Subject A: "Oh she must be suffering from the Afterbone"

by Afterbone123 March 1, 2011

angerbang

Angerbang is a term defined as the act of having sex with someone you hate just because they're fucking hot. usually penetration is followed by choking, spanking, etc. the end result is her liking you but you still hate the bitch.

you hate some bitch cause she's annoying, but you see her at a party and you're wasted so you pretend to be interested. she takes it hard. simple as that, angerbang

by Mason the Willis December 27, 2007

afterbar

Party after the bars close, where the drinking continues until the sun comes up.

We are having a huge afterbar tonight.

by wisconsin September 29, 2004