after

A German word meaning anus. One to avoid when engaging in conversation with Berliner society matrons.

In spite of many years spent living in New York City, Hans (ever polite) still approached the word "after" with trepedation, still connecting it with both his mother tongue, and his nether regions.

by Ardella Safron November 8, 2008

afters

to call seconds or half on a cigarette or joint

after you on that.give us afters on dat fag

by steveo ireland February 3, 2005

after ever after

An awesome vidio by Paint about the Disney princesses Ariel, Jasmin, Bell, and Pocahontas, and the problems they face after all their dreams came true. Find it on YouTube, or really anywhere on the Internet.

Ariel: I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someone's stew.......

Jasmin: hey I'm ok but I'm slightly scarred my husband's a mark on the war on terror, Aladdin has been taken by the CIA......

Bell: This town's gone crazy since I married Adem, they think I'm going straight to Hell! But the charges laid in me, for Bestiality, could wind up getting me put in a cell!......

Pocahontas: after John smith traveled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the field. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit, but they greeted us with guns and germs and steel.

disney parody princess after ever after

by Balletspaz February 21, 2014

After After Party

In some cases, a way to end the night after the "after party." But usually is used in a way to get people out of your house whether or not there actually is another "party."

Did you hear about the "after after party??" It's at any house other than mine. Just Gtfo!

by Huske Dog August 24, 2010

After The Flash

The main roleplaying hub for edgelords to speedtype enemies into submission with the absence of logic.

Person 1: I am going to play the roblox game After The Flash.
Person 2: Unless you have 100 WPM, I would advise against that.

by nigga bruh fortnite August 4, 2019

after care

In BDSM play, the quiet period immediately following a "scene" between the Top/Dom and the bottom/sub; often includes cuddling, talking, gradually returning to the real world.

When your soul has been exposed, after care is a wonderful time to feel cherished.

by zajal December 28, 2008

after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later

DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"

by epic player1 May 1, 2009