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after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.
“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”
by Tdog321 April 9, 2019
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after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later
DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"
by epic player1 May 1, 2009
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after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.
wow after thunder comes the rain
by keys876 October 23, 2017
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after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.
After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.
by Navin September 1, 2005
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after school gas

The large amounts of gas you emit after a long day of holding it in at school
I could not stop farting after school, i had some BAD after school gas
by cobnainage1994 November 6, 2006
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after cum

the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out
hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck
by craig March 11, 2003
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after-suck

When a guy cums and his chick proceeds to immediately suck his dick right after.
1. My girl gives great after-suck. She's good at cleaning dick.

2. I came in her mouth and she kept suckin my dick. Sucked out all the jizz! That's what I call a great after-suck!
by th1 January 10, 2009
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