assmountain

an email attatchment

"I sent you the lab as an assmountain"

"Hey, Bob, did you get that assmountain of the TPS reports?"

by Nbaum April 14, 2007

Adsoka

A creative respite. A place of meditative value.

I was getting all stressed so I closed my eyes and thought of Adsoka

by brit boy April 7, 2004

assmonaut

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

by titocapotito July 28, 2007

adamo ruggiero

The oh-so-sexy actor who plays the gay character Marco on the highly addictive Canadian t.v. show, Degrassi.

Example of a conversation between Adamo Ruggiero's character and Shane Kippel's character on Degrassi:

Spinner: Why?
Marco: Because, Spin!
Spinner: Because why?!
Marco: Because I'm gay!

by CreatureOfTheNight July 28, 2006

Assmobile

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.

Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

assmosis

When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.

As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.

by hot biscuits January 2, 2015

Asmono

Asmono is a family name that contains Gods and Goddesses . There tough, caring and natural born leaders they will do anything to protect there family members and friends. If you have a friend with the last name Asmono protect them and they will protect you.

Theres the Asmono's , careful don't become a threat to them they will protect each other

by KIKO!!! January 5, 2018