Adopted Twins

A newly pair of fake breast.

Oh man did you know Shelly adopted twins?

by Just a blk man December 21, 2008

Adopted

When your birth parents give you away and get selected to a different family to live with legally.

Vincent’s parents hated him so he got adopted

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Your adopted

1000% works in an argument especially towards your annoying siblings.

Non-adopted child: Hey dickhead Your adopted
Adopted child: No im not, im telling mom
Non-adopted child: Your gonna have to find her first
Adopted child:*Cries*

by Definitely not Al May 9, 2021

Well, your adopted!

Used when your argument has been disproven or you have ran out of comebacks in a fight; usually injecting humor into the situation.

John: Hay Joe what did you do last night?
Joe: I was punching babies, like always.
John: Dude, your one messed up freak!
Joe:Well... Well, your adopted!

by VooDooMaster October 12, 2010

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.

Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.

by TheV2playsindictionary March 21, 2021

adopted

1 The condition of being abandoned by one's parents, and selected by another family, and brought in as their own child.

2 An insult commonly used by junior high atendees. Often used with were.

1.) Amanda got adopted by another family. Poor girl.

2.)
Kid1: You were adopted!
Kid2: Ow. My ego.

by Oddzeh September 26, 2005